a well-rounded diet

3 things that make you happy:

• friends with boobs
• warmer weather so they are easier to admire without getting all personal about it
• getting all personal about it

2 things you are looking forward to today:

• pork products
• small amount of booze

2 long term things you are looking forward to:

• friends with
• friends without

1 person you are going to appreciate:

• nutbrainhead